Project Manager with an odor

One of my colleagues is a real goat. I am sorry to call her like that; it is not nice to insult a goat. This person, who works as a Project Manager, HAS NO CLUE about what she does. She constantly says HMTL instead of HTML and she thinks that it is a database. Her favorite phrase is "what are the priorities". All her projects are total disasters. Every meeting is a constant battle for her and puts her in cold sweat because she has to mask her incompetence, ignorance and keep up appearances. Her team just makes fun of her behind her back. The funny thing is that she stays in this company for all these years and the only thing she does, apart receiving a salary, is to throw company's money out of the window. Well, after every project that she led ... to a complete disaster, she was moved to another department where she consistently continued screwing projects.
Her dullness expends to other areas too, it is like a virus. If you want to have the least memorable lunch ever, have it with her!!! She knows nothing; she heard no news, saw no places, thinks of nothing and has no opinions, no sense of humor, nothing, just dull and empty.
Oh I almost forgot, you know well when she is in your neighborhood or better to say you SMELL it. We all call her skunk, but I do not want to insult a skunk neither.
Gush, is it so difficult to buy a deodorant, take a shower every day and wash your clothes frequently. 100 years ago it was hard to do all that, as it is now in the jungle. But in New York... I do not understand.